24 drinks
a day
0 days
lifting
live on Kick
every day
Boozebag mascot holding a Budweiser in front of a giant beer-soaked $BOOZEBAG logo, surrounded by cans, a cheeseburger, ice, a shaker that says Degen Mode On, and a 24 Drinks weight plate

I'M GETTING JACKED
WHILE DRINKING 24 DRINKS
A DAY.

Five months of gear, 24 drinks a day, zero lifting. Then a real bodybuilding stage. 2M+ views. The coin's live and I'm not stopping.

trust the process
(barely)
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Contract address on Solana
3kxChnv5tabrhuuNUyMLPNYAF4XXodRFfDAmKjvcpump

Only the CA I post on @BoozebagFitness or in the Telegram is real. Match every character. I never DM anyone first, and nobody needs your seed phrase. Ever.

Market cap… Beer holders…

today's regimen, live peak form

One an hour, every hour. Drink 18 of 24 is down. Next one at 18:00 EST.

This Actually Happened

the whole story, short

  1. 0 drinks a dayEvery day. Not a bit, not a stunt for one video.
  2. 0 days liftingNever touched a weight. Somewhere in there I started blasting gear.
  3. 0 months laterA real NPC lineup at the East Coast Mecca Classic, in front of real judges.
  4. 0 viewsThe stage clips, across every platform. The whole internet turned up.

The Roadmap

what I'm putting myself through next

  1. Prep, my way

    Done

    24 drinks a day, every day. Gear blasted, not one rep lifted. Then I walked the stage.

  2. Walk the stage

    Done

    Real lineup, real judges. The clips did 2M+ views.

  3. Relaunch the coin

    Live

    Launched fresh after the stage video. Clean chart, supply spread wide, no whale sitting on it.

  4. Unlock the supply

    Sept 5

    9% of supply, 90M tokens, unlocked for holders. 70M airdropped to the OG holders so far, 20M still going out.

  5. Arms every single day

    Running

    No rest days until they grow two inches. First training I've ever done.

  6. Go immune to nicotine

    Running

    One more pouch every day than the day before.

  7. Win my ex wife back

    Running

    In public, live on Kick. While allegedly quitting drinking.

  8. Run the beer marathon

    Next

    26 drinks in 26 miles. One a mile, all the way.

  9. Put an end to Seth

    After the marathon

    Once and for all.

  10. Take an MMA fight

    Lined up

    A real card, a real opponent.

  11. Try out for pro baseball

    Lined up

    An open tryout, in front of real scouts.

  12. Nobody sells

    The whole point

    Until every one of us is rich enough to live like this.

Play

four ways to waste an afternoon

Top bags

the richest gyms

    Nobody up here yet. Build a gym, connect a wallet, and it's your name.

    And three quicker ones

    Degen Pong

    Drag, sling, sink the cup. MOON pays best, RUG costs you.

    Play Now

    Beer Mile

    26 miles against Sober Steve, a beer at every marker.

    Play Now

    Gains Stacker

    Stack the gains as high as you can. Dead centre keeps the run going.

    Play Now
    Meme Maker His pictures, his stickers, your words. Ten seconds, straight to X. Free. No sign up. Make one

    Tokenomics

    simple, like the training plan

    953,882,392total supply
    70M airdropped so far 7% 20M still to go out 2% 864M bought and traded 91%

    How to Buy

    easier than the diet

    1

    Get a Solana Wallet

    Phantom or Solflare. Two minutes.

    2

    Fund It

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it over.

    3

    Check the CA

    Copy it from the top of this page and match it to the one pinned on @BoozebagFitness.

    4

    Swap & Hold

    Swap below without leaving. Join the marathon.

    Swap it right here

    Jupiter's swap, running on this page. Your wallet, your keys. Nothing goes through me.

    Questions

    the ones the Telegram asks every day

    Who is behind $BOOZEBAG?

    The coin is run by @BoozebagFitness directly, and everything on this site comes from his own content.

    Is the liquidity locked?

    Liquidity sits on pump.fun's bonding curve rather than in any personal wallet, so it cannot be withdrawn. The contract can be checked on Solscan at any time.

    How does the airdrop work?

    On September 5th, 9% of the supply (90M tokens) was unlocked for holders. 70M of it has been airdropped so far to everyone who held the original coin, and 20M is still going out to new holders over time, alongside regular giveaways on the live streams. Announcements are made in the Telegram.

    Why was the coin relaunched?

    In the original launch, two wallets held 15% of the supply between them. After the stage video the coin was relaunched with the supply distributed widely, and original holders who claimed received their share in the new token.

    Which contract address is real?

    Only the address shown at the top of this page, which is also pinned on @BoozebagFitness. Any other address, in a reply or a direct message, is not $BOOZEBAG.

    How do I stay safe from scams?

    I never DM anyone first. If someone messages you about $BOOZEBAG, offering a presale, a bonus, help with your wallet or an airdrop claim, it is not me. Block them and report them. Nobody will ever need your seed phrase or recovery words, and nothing on this site asks for them. The leaderboard only asks your wallet to sign a message, never to send anything. Airdrops are only announced in the Telegram.

    Is this financial advice?

    No. $BOOZEBAG is a memecoin made for entertainment. Only invest what you can afford to lose.

    Join the Bag

    everything drops here first

    X

    @BoozebagFitness. New clips every day.

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    @boozebagfitness. The reels, first.

    Telegram

    Degen Horde. The chat and the chart.

    Kick

    Live daily. Trading and giveaways.

    Fomo

    My open trading positions.

    Discord

    The original crowd.